I pretended to be an Australian for a whole two years of German classes in college because I entered German 101 able to speak fluently but not write/spell worth a damn and was bored out of my mind for a while and so made up a fake persona to describe myself in basic German. It went on and on. I was bored. I learned to…

I only know her from those Game of War commercials that keep coming up when I play Trivia Crack, and it’s always a second too late to move my phone before someone on the train notices that I am clearly watching a video of a girl in a hot tub.

Real question: who made this and can I pay them for a similar picture for the background of my website? It’s ridiculously beautiful! (This photo, not my website. My website is terrible and needs something like this. I’m an aspiring web developer working on my first ever website).

Ahahahaha

NOT REAL MEDICAL FACILITIES?!

brb gonna go watch some Strangers With Candy to cheer myself up and want to exist as a human in this sad, miserable world again. Thanks for making me think of it you terrible terrible monster man.

I had to remember that this a phrase about something bad, not just the best TV show in the world.

Seriously, I feel like when you’re a little kid and you say something awful, like how creepy someone looks who you later realize had a cognitive disability or something, some dick thing kids say before they’re old enough to know any better, and then they get old enough and maybe remember some of things and feel…

Oh god. Now I feel terrible about hating every yippy little dog I’ve ever come into contact with.

yes Yes YEs YES I knew there had to be something! Hadn’t looked into it too much because, once again, my current dog IS NEVER GOING TO DIE EVER but someday I’ll look further into this rescue. Thanks.

I don’t laugh easily. I just don’t. But expecting a picture of an actual nice-looking teenager, I just laughed my ass off for longer than I care to admit.

Can you do another one around Hallowe’en time to remind us all how to do this and maybe also include how you would do a sweet costume?!

Yeah the whole John Doe investigation is still ongoing, and the Shepherd does a great job keeping up with the latest batshit illegal way the documents revealed his campaign party coordinated with his government staff to break the law.

I live like 2 blocks from his house and just want to egg. it. so. bad.

Yes!! I am bound and determined that after my aforementioned giant fatass of a dog dies (which I haven’t admitted to myself will ever happen except when planning for my next dog...NEVER DIE FRODO, YOU HEAR ME? YOU WILL. NEVER. DIE.) I’m going to get a French bulldog. They’re super pricey breeder type dogs or whatever…

my dad has a miniature pinscher that weights like 9 lbs and indeed, my grandma tripped over it and broke her hip (the dog, not my grandma, she was fine, she just felt terrible). The struggle is real.

OMG WUT. Puppy mills breed dogs whose brains are too large for their skulls? And then they have headaches all the time? CHRIST.

You seem like one of the good ones. I hope you’re out there having this conversation with other dudes, because when it comes to assholes like this, the only person that they’ll even have a conversation with about why maaaaaybe this isn’t an ok thing to do is another guy.

As my grandma said today, “Ireland! And they’re a CATHOLIC country! Really gives you hope, doesn’t it?”

biting humor is pretty much a part of the culture.