I genuinely feel super sorry for Rob (#KardashianApologist)

i literally couldn't focus properly on the rest of the article and kept rechecking to see that I read it right. I also thought it was a joke. So glad someone pointed it out.

The company recently fired longtime creative directors Marsha Brady...

This one made me laugh

it's rihanna!

Goddamnit, THANK YOU. Madonna is the musical equivalent of the dude who played football in high school and still talks about it, even though he's 42 and sells renter's insurance in Reno now.

Man, that guy must be a huge Dawsons Creek fan.

Are Kendall's old lips not six feet under yet?

No one would know shit about Tyga if he wasn't related to that dude from Gym Class Heroes.

yes. For me at least. I'm getting the sense I'm in the minority on this thread. I've always related more to gay men's sex drives than straight women's (like, seriously, have groups of both friends and most women are kind of baffled by me, though some aren't, there's other ladies like me too but it's not the norm, I…

This is a demented comment layered with excitement about the afc championship.

I can sympathize with the headline writer as a Pac 12 beat writer. You try to come up with a clean headline when the Trojans kill the Beavers!

Really? SLAMa only ranks 24th on a list of WRESTLERS?!

Daddy's been sitting mummified in the motel Draco runs on the side...

Oh, please, you know they "rubbed the tips of their wands together" at some point in high school.

It would be nice to get some information on James. The movies never made him look like much more than a prat. He got along great with the Marauders but what made him special if anything?

Suggestion: James was actually the Ron Weasley (comic relief) of the bunch and Lily was the Hermione. That might put Severus in the…

I love that girl, but what ball player wouldn't have at least a comfortable, plush couch, if not a second bedroom? First time together, he asks to fuck, she says no, yet sleeps in the same bed with a relative stranger. Not a smart move.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

It's been a while since I watched it but I somehow have the impression she was his late wife's best friend?