Playing through nearly the entirety of FFVII on iOS only to be unable to finish the game due to crashes whenever I use more than two Summons is also an unsatisfactory experience.

All right. . . Who gave Donald Trump a Kotaku burner account?

Lloyd Carr! Lloyd Carr? Y’all are blaming Lloyd Carr!?! The one who led you to a national title and 5 Big Ten titles?!? That Lloyd Carr? The one who in his second-to-last season went 11-2, and in his last season went 6-2 in Big Ten play and won his bowl game? You know what? The truth is y’all don’t deserve Lloyd Carr,…

Any indication the updated version will be released on iOS like KOTOR 1? I’ve seen some light controller v. mouse-and-keyboard bickering on this page, but few games translate to touch interface as well as KOTOR 1 did. Blasphemous as it sounds, KOTOR belongs on an iPad.