I followed the links and read those “two other bizarre garbage takes.” They included ideas that I suppose some reasonable persons could disagree with ... but not a single thing that a reasonable person could apply Neilan’s descriptor to. This looks like one of those would-be indictments that, instead, reveals the…

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

None of those sandwich nicknames are ever acceptable in any context.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

NASCAR is criminally underrated on Drew’s list because of the BYOB factor. You can bring in a cooler up to a certain size (the geometry restrictions mean you can bring about 30 cans, plus ice) with whatever you like as long as you don’t have glass.

Came to post this. Cut-rate my ass — Fresh Market is what Whole Foods pretends to be.

Calling Fresh Market a cut-rate Whole Foods shows your ignorance.

Fresh Market’s a lot better than a “cut-rate Whole Foods”. I’d rather shop there than Whole Foods, most of the time. Better produce, better meat, better baked goods, better cheese selection. Less overall selection tho. They’re both good, and they’re both way too expensive to be worth shopping at much.

why is he yelling at the strength coach in the middle of the game? is he mad that the players aren’t strong enough? does he want the coach to make the guys stronger at that moment, in the middle of the game?

Burger King used to have tacos. They were dreadful. The taco meat tasted like a hamburger, and if memory serves, they just threw a slice of American cheese on top. I have had a shameful number of them.