I throw them in my gun safe.

This show had no idea what to do with itself after the first season, and it showed. It got so ludicrous that it became laughable. Seasons 2-5 were only watchable to see how horrible Whitney and Helen’s mom could be.

This has aged well.

The only thing on that play worse than the blown call was Vrabel’s decision to try a fake punt there. Has there ever been a more ill-advised fake punt attempt? Jeez that was awful.

Wings ahead of Rush, AC/DC and ZZ Top? That’s more annoying than the Sesame Street autoplay that’s embedded with every post.

I was a lifeguard at the Watergate. It was just old people doing laps in the pool. I read books the whole time. DC has, or at least used to have, insane lifeguard rules. Every townhouse or apartment complex had to have a lifeguard on duty if there was a pool.

Maybe there just isn’t much of a market for proto-Marxist screeds written by obnoxious milennials? Anyway, I’ve been perma-greyed for posts like this that deviate from The Orthodoxy.

T. Herman Zweibel is still rocketing through space on his rocket-ship, I guess.

Unless they’ve changed the rules since the era when I played, the side and top of the backboard are in bounds. If the ball goes over the backboard (in either direction) it is called out of bounds.

I love how progressives claim that income inequality is the biggest problem facing America while boasting about skyrocketing housing prices in the state with the highest poverty and homelessness rates.

Agree with the comments, great article.

My favorite part of Why Your Team Sucks are the embedded unwatchable videos.

So how is the whole let’s-start-a-website-to-counter-all-the-sportswriters-who-hate-sports thing working out?

The best part of that clip is that you can hear each individual fan who stuck around til the end.

Hey, the Bucs didn’t try to defraud the Federal government. They tried to defraud BP. 

The weird square cut seems to be standard with Chicago thin crust and any pizza place run by Greeks. I love the olive-oil laden, extra crispy Greek pizza dough. That’s why it’s so weird they cut the pizzas in a way where the interior square/rectangle pieces don’t have any crust. Try it with gyro meat as a topping.

There were no outs when he got the hit, it was actually Yarbrough’s first pitch of the inning. But hey that might violate the rule, too, who knows.

That looks more like a [wide] sidewalk than a driveway.

This whiny obsession with Barstool is getting to be pathetic.

I’m ambivalent on the membrane. It does make for a more tender rib to remove it. But if you’re not careful you can end up with overly-tender ribs that just fall apart, especially if you have them foil-wrapped for a good part of the smoking time.