Hey you got something right for once—anyone who thinks the aggregate Senate vote by party means anything under our Constitution is definitely simple-minded.

Those two cops dropping the ceremonial puck are two of the six who were injured in the shooting, you absolute fucking dipshit.

Capers in an omelette or scrambled eggs are good too. Probably any salt-ball food product would be, honestly.

Oh no, does this mean the Michael Bennetts of the world will no longer get awards for concocting phony instances of racial profiling?

I’ve said for years that cellphones would have ruined about half of Seinfeld’s plots (Bubble Boy anyone). Did a cell phone ever appear at all in the series, even once? They were starting to become pretty prevalent mid-90's but the show wrote them out of existence so they could come up with funnier plotlines.

Absolutely horrible. I tuned in after reading this review to see if it was as bad as claimed. It’s worse. What in the world Jennifer Garner is thinking is a mystery, her character is one of the most unlikable no-redeeming-qualities in the history of the medium. Now sometimes such a character can be played funny. That…

Wrong. The rules treat fumbles and backward passes separately. Rule 8 Section 7.

A fumble and backward pass are treated differently under the rules. Backwards passes that hit the ground may be recovered and advanced by the offense at any point in the game; the two-minute rule only applies to fumbles. Take your credit for not knowing the rules of the game.

I just assumed Drew had moved to the south of France after election day.

This country aint perfect, but adding Dr. Ford statues to every town square would not be an improvement.

There are people who think politics infuses everything. Those people are invariably smug, envious, angry, rude, dipshit progressives.

Wow. She’s “mixed up” and “mistaken.” That’s some dirty shit right there. So how would you characterize wishing death on someone whose politics you disagree with?

I experienced the reverse in NYC when I ordered a “regular coffee” meaning not decaf and it came with cream and sugar. Lesson learned.

Axl’s hair in the Welcome to the Jungle video pretty much settles this issue.

Drew, what needs to be added to this list in order to get you back into Hobby Lobby? Because their employee health plan pays for all of these:

Looks like Nevermind deserves credit for Kidney Daddy, which I now also realize really rolls off the tongue much better than Kidney Dad. I was going by my recollection when I used Dad.

It was late and I may be a little fuzzy and will re-watch tonight, but was it explicit that Alison was the result of a rape? I thought Kidney Dad was just saying he had an affair with the 19-year-old nanny.

Clueless Website Reposts Completely Incorrect Bullshit From Zero-Credibility Website

God wouldn’t say “said melee” like some douchebag.

JJ you are not alone. After the end of the chorus “. . . from the bottom of my heart” there’s a pause just like in Feliz Navidad and I always expect to hear Jose Feliciano yell those two words next.