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Lead is natural! Put it back in our cosmetics!

You know how I want to feel better? Chicken and waffles with a side of caramel gelato with an empty house except for my cat and a bunch of Netflix to watch.

To these people, anything with a complex name they can’t understand is a toxin that will kill you.

“The wellness thing is big,” he told the Times. “We’re calling it ‘the new luxury.’ It used to be about fur and leather. But people just want to feel better.”

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

Bingo.

Agreed. Demario doesn’t seem very bright (which kind of goes hand-in-hand with going on BiP - the smart Bach contestants seem to go back to their jobs rather than trying to continue their 15 minutes), and comes across as douchey, but there is a pretty thick line between being a dumb douche and being a rapist.

I know nothing about this guy’s level of assholeishness, as I don’t watch this show. I only know about this story.

I’ll second that but it might be too hard to watch without my love JB

Not gonna lie-half the reason I got a breast reduction/lift was so I no longer had to deal with boob sweat. The first summer I experienced with my new tits was like some kind of miracle.

I just throw a sports bra on, and then switch to a regular one right before I go. Although I’ve also recently taken to wearing bralettes, which are far more comfortable than their underwired sisters.

We ARE the crazy ones.

It SAYS in the KORAN to USE the INFIDELS handles and POLES against them in JIHAD, or possibly FALAFEL, which is a SNACK, and therefore ALEX JONES is the TEHINI of the PITA CHIP BOWEL CLEANSE.

I would want to ask how can you be that stupid but I’ve seen an EDL march.

Because I don’t want to enable jackasses?

Because I don’t want to enable jackasses? Because there might be some male eye candy? Because there might be less drunkenness (there at least couldn’t be any more)? Because when I want to watch rich, powerful, deeply shitty people who I actually share the planet with, I just turn on the news and see what the First

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

Reading about how this guy wrote speeches for Trump tells me everything I need to know about him.

What’s it going to take for all the reporters just to stand up and walk out while these clowns are speaking? I would just collect my stuff loudly and walk when they get loony like this.

I kind of feel bad for those kids, as long as they didn’t ask to have a picture of their recovering bodies plastered on the internet, which is forever. The boy looks like one of those Victorian death photos.