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Ugh that Big Sick piece was super annoying.

I have to agree with a bunch of the stuff you wrote. That’s all.

I don’t go ever there anymore. I’m always looking for a learning experience. Not happening:(

If that was about ewoks it would be incredibly cute! “they often stand extremely close to each other when speaking, frequently touching each other.” Ooh, cute little ewoks! What the fuck is up with that “evil eye” shit?

Literally the only people I have ever met that don’t trust doctors are white hippies of the Goop variety.

I’m mostly annoyed by how inaccurate it is. Just like, with obvious basic facts. No, Black people who were born in other countries and don’t speak English are not African fucking American. Black does not automatically equal African American. How hard is that to understand?

This is also my technique with stray dogs.

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

Finding dates for millionaires is right up there with falling off logs.

Came here to say the same thing. Everything about her is grating.

Exactly. That cooze Patti Stanger isn’t a good anything.

I hate her so much and must express that every time I see her name mentioned. Goddamn I wish she would disappear.

I don’t want to [bombard] Anna, but I do want them to know…anything they need from me, I’m there for them. I just love [them] both.” 

Patti Stanger is such a tool.

Bodhi Soleil Reed Somerhalder,

He says that sixteen times a day. To his daughter.

So, lemme get this straight: to apologize for his misogyny, he goes straight to homophobia and anti-Semitism? And this, in his mind, is better somehow?

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

At least it’ll be fitting to be gunned down by a stranger in full tactical camo gear (who never served in the military) while walking my dog.

Damn...