@RyanB: They kept showing that horrible photo of her where she was laughing and bending so she had a double chin and comparing it to her standing up straight and being aware of her body. Everyone has photos that make them look heavier than they are based on the way they are holding themselves. And laughing in a…

How is it possible that he had nothing to leave to his kids? What an idiot. You don't have to have a lot of money to leave your family a lot of money. Someone like him should have had MILLIONS in life insurance. Apparently his financial advisor hated his idiotic children too.

@solaana: If I married my boyfriend today, I'd have a 7-year-old sister-in-law. His mom had him when she was 21, his sister when she was 37 (and 3 others in-between).

For me it completely depends on who is saying it. If I don't respect the person, I can be called anything without batting an eye.

@Lizawithazee: Why?

@sarahinsask: Thank you. I feel like no matter what she does she'll be criticized.

She looks like Heather from Rock of Love there.

@TheGuvnah: I just want to make sure that it is known that was not advocating anyone voting for Biden (or Richardson).

@TheGuvnah: Oh man, I want to make sure it is known that I am in no way in support of ANYONE voting for Biden. I was just trying to say that experience does not make a good candidate. I don't want Richardson or Biden, but it could be argued that they have more "experience" than Clinton or Obama.

@TheGuvnah: How is she the best candidate? All I hear is that she has the most experience, but if we're going based actual experience, vote for Biden. Or Richardson. Experience isn't a result of osmosis from Bill. Her only consistency is that she'll say whatever she can to get elected.

@bonnilicious: Oh man, do I agree.

I say "lady bits" or "lady parts". Mostly because I'm a Midwesterner, and we're completely in the closet about sexuality.

@foree: Agreed.

And she has a kiddie movie coming out. (With Jason Bates!!)

@Mando323: Definitely better advise than Dear Margo telling that woman that her husband is having a midlife crisis, and that it is her fault for getting older.

@lolly71: No! I think that is part of the point. I think that they're trying to say not to give up your diamond until you get a diamond.

@badmutha: Exactly. Except there needs to be some kind of "two year exception" or "high school" exception. A kid who is 17, should not be arrested for having any sexual contact with a 15 year old. A senior shouldn't be arrested for having sex with a sophomore. That is absurd.

I'm having a party for all of the Iowa commenters... it is at my apartment, and consists of me.

I like that Maxim tried to give reasons other than looks. Britney Spears because she can't perform well anymore. Seriously? You're just pissed that she has gained 20 pounds.

Okay, so that interview had to be fake. What 6th-grader says "snarky"?