I imagine someone followed her around backstage with tranquilizers— shooting her each time she pointed out that it is a terrible idea. And this is the result.

This is a terrible thing to say, but she totally looks like Louie Anderson. Nothing against her. I wish I had been that witty and charming when I was that age. But she does.

Her obsession with Louis Vuitton is kind of unnerving. Yes, I get it, you make enough money to own a LV bag for every occasion. Great. They're still ugly.

Am I the only one that thought that she looked like Hulk Hogan's superfan during that episode? And how is someone a superfan if they've only been into a band (that has been around for 20 years) for 4 years?

If you are trying to prove that you're NOT stupid, I don't think TYPING yall is the solution.

She looks like she rummaged through the costume and make-up trunk we had for plays in high school to get ready.

If her lips were bigger, I would have guessed that was Steven Tyler.

He's also "so much more into" commas than periods at this point. And seriously, "foolio"? COME ON.

—And that reminds me of when I was 10 and I accidentally walked out of the doctors office with Highlights. I freaked out, and thought I was going to be arrested. I hid it in my coat until we got home. I shoved it under my bed and prayed that my mom would never find it.

Alexia may not want to show her face in that salon again.

Why are they always wearing bucket hats? And where is his?

Wow, Nicole Richie has had some significant weight gain for 5 months of pregnancy. That's about 25-30 pounds heavier?

I'd like to meet the people that actually think that celebrity endorsements mean that celebrities use the product.

Her hair looks like it is deflating...

So, that's what the future looks like...

Looks like she was right when she told those guys (that she took hostage) that she wouldn't get in trouble, because she's famous.

This list is just assuming that all 18-year-olds are self-involved, uninformed children.

Compare him with all of the other singers from that generation of music: Bret Michaels, The Nelsons, Vince Neil, etc... and it is amazing how great he looks.

The magazine that comes as an accessory has a white, blonde haired, blue eyed girl on it.

... and untuck your shirt.