Not all butter is the same. There is a HUUUUGE difference in taste in your run of the mill butter and French butter made from buttermilk/sour milk.

As a person who did my time in the golden arch purgatory, even there people had the gall to specify how they wanted their meat patty cooked. (And no, we didn’t listen.)

It’s not even an animal control issue so much as a giant health hazard. Raccoon poop is extremely toxic to people, so you have to wear a proper mask (the proper kind, not the paper kind) to clean it up.

I liked “Arrested Development” and it wasn’t until then that I finally believed people who told me that Larry David was the one who was behind Seinfeld. Granted, I don’t care much about comedy to pay attention to the inside baseball, but still.

Sizing doesn’t mean anything. You can be a size 8 in one brand, a 6 in another and a 2 in yet another.

A fashion line that sells at upscale stores like Nordstrom’s is by definition exclusionary because it excludes all the people who can’t spend $100+ on clothes.

Yeah, it’s paying you so “healthily” that apparently you can’t afford an apartment that has enough space to open up the oven properly.

Maybe the real question here is how much is Gawker paying you that you, unlike other writers, aren’t dead broke and therefore can afford to eat out like you’re an investment banking intern.

If they’re not calculated, that just means that you’re lucky enough to be gainfully employed to the point where spending obscene amounts of money on take-out and entertaining is not felt in your bankaccount. Or you don’t mind living paycheck to paycheck.

I get what you’re saying. And I’m not saying that what these homeless/indigent people do is okay.

Fair enough, but unless they start grabbing you or otherwise actually threatening you with violence, pulling a gun on them isn’t a sane or remotely nice thing to do. Being called names shouldn’t be that big of a deal. And unlike this dingbat, you can’t ask people to leave a PUBLIC place. All you can do is ask them to…

I wonder how she’ll feel about the Mexicans when chances are a Mexican immigrant will be wiping her ass at the retirement home when she’s too feeble to do it.

Come on, when have Manhattan Jews ever given a crap about anything that’s not Israel?

The problem with Jerry Seinfeld is that what you now like about Jerry Seinfeld was just Larry David’s words. Look at “Arrested Development” where there was no Jerry, and then look at “Comedians getting coffee” and whatever other crap Jerry Seinfeld has done on his own without David.

Come on man, self-defense classes take work and are boring. Who the hell needs the hassle of a defense class that lasts weeks taught by experienced professionals who know what they’re talking about when you can just walk into a flea market and pick up a gun along with some used lawn chairs?

Thanks for the tip because now I understand I have the right to shoot telemarketers, car sales people, religious evangelicals, girl scout people and pretty much anybody who “escalates” the situation when they won’t take my first “no” for an answer.

Because she ain’t yellow, that’s why.

I have encountered homeless people who don’t take no for an answer. And yes, I have been anxious. But because I am not a dingbat who gives into my base instincts, carrying a gun and/or brandishing about would NOT have made my desired outcome come true. And the only desired outcome in such a situation is to LEAVE the…

Well thank heavens for that. I mean with driver’s ed being mandatory, clearly there are no traffic accidents at all!

Don’t you be spreadin’ your lies. I watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith and I know that if I brandish many big big guns and start shooting up my house, Brad Pitt will barge in and eventually make out with me in the kitchen.