Man City vs Chelsea? I guess it's not mid-table Bundesliga or NASCAR and therefore not hipster enough for conscientious NFL objectors

What that tells me is hardly anyone is watching Outside The Lines regularly, which makes me kind of sad.

I demand payment for this story. If payment can't be arranged, then I demand a free pizza for this story. If a free pizza can't be arranged, then I demand a day-old sandwich for this story.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Probably could've been avoided if coaches had some sort of electronic communication system on the sidelines.

Maybe I need to goggle the story!

Yes, it was.

I've written extensively about my own hypocrisy (see the link in number 10 for an example). I'm not sure that undermines any of the facts I've stated about Floyd. If I chose to disregard my own advice and order the fight, it doesn't mean it wasn't good advice.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

Keith Olbermann Punches the NFL In the Face, Drags It Out Into The Lobby, Sends It A Copy Of Said Punching Via FedEx, Tells The NFL That It Wasn't Really All That Bad, Leaks The Video to TMZ, Is Ordered Into Its Manhattan Offices, And Then Sits And Watches The Video With It Just Laughing His Ass Off

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That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

I'm all for shortcuts in math, but using "*" to mean "taken to the power of 1.023787" seems a little too unintuitive to catch on.

"Hey everybody! How about that great Thursday Night Football game tomorrow night huh? That'd be a good way to put all of this domestic abuse stuff behind us! We've got the...Bal...itmore....Ray....uh.... PITTSBURGH STEELERS playing. Who doesn't want to watch Ben Roth....less....damn it."

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Or given the time difference, "To anyone watching from Ho Chi Min or Hanoi, Good Morning Vietnam."