You can just use Hedberg's:

seconded.

Apparently everyone thinks Jared Cook is going to bust out Gronk numbers every single week, and are undeterred when they keep getting it wrong.

who knew the magic announcers were avid deadspin commenters?

Will never forgive myself for skipping this one. ACC championship might actually mean something this year.

Kanye

7 yr old me cried hysterically when UNLV ran roughshod over Duke. Naturally, I became a UNLV fan and had a kid-crush on Stacey Augmon.

outstanding

This is how it feels to be empty

This criticism has been levied against the esteemed author on many an occasion. It is apparent that, having no other good means of communicating his subversive and edgy takes, he employs the contrived and distracting strikethrough tool like some amateur, cartoonish kinja user.

Serious question: are 9/11 truthers thought to be right-wing (given your assessment of them being armed)? The only one I've ever met and talked with extensively was radically liberal, hated Bush, supported gun control, and otherwise believed everything you have written. Is this a different strain of the 9/11 truther…

Love how, as a Vikes fan, you put Falcons/Vikings at bottom with no commentary. Teddy Bridgewater's first start? One of best offenses on turf? All the continuing AP fallout? Lots of storylines and good stuff here, but your nightmares of '98 must compel you to act like the game isn't even happening.

Did he invoke the First Amendment in response to every question?

In Baltimore this is considered business casual.

I just want to express my love for Marshawn.

Typical redshite behavior.

Somehow, between the time you posted your gem of a comment and now, the author's name was changed to Billy and multiple references were made to how this match sucked. Keep doing you.

Even worse, the tweet was promoted by Accura.

Can't imagine this is going to help Steve Kerr's head coaching candidacy.

Had to be at Run & Shoot, right??