I'm pretty sure you're dumb as shit and you missed the point of the joke.

Throw them out, burners all three. (Not you, though, you can actually read.)

+1 box — me, I hate those Tagalog-speaking ones.

+1 We might just make it! Did that thought ever cross your brain?

Oh, well, if you believe him! What are we even doing here??

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Tough call. Both are classic.

Agreed. I always envision them forcing their way into my navel Matrix-style. Horrifying.

You'll be waiting a while — you assume fans of schools in Mississippi and Arkansas (1) use computers proficiently, (2) are aware of Deadspin, and (3) can manage to read and respond to your comment.

I feel you. You guys had a hell of a year, and played a hell of a game (save the no-show by the run game). The future is bright — loved Wilson's comments after the game.

Well put.

My only question to you is - what is your standard, then? You have to have one, whether it be reason, the effect of an action on others, another book, philosophy, something. To say there is no standard (which I'm not accusing you of claiming) is a clear contradiction. You have declared to be a Christian, but have…

+1 You brought your fastball and knocked it out of the park.

Pretty sure this guy/girl/human is trolling. He/she/it posted on a similar story a week or so ago with similar tongue-in-cheek hyperbole.

Hey, who are you calling monolithic?

You still refer to your child's age in weeks?? He's ONE, not 57 weeks.

Great article.

Good point, but that still doesn't explain why we don't have them starting next Saturday. In fact, Week 17 features all 16 games on Sunday afternoon! 12 1pm games and 4 4:25pm games — that's insane.

I find this column monotonous and trite in a pornographic kind of way.

He's hasn't been identified, but the dude quit: http://www.ajc.com/news/news/suspected-saints-bus-egger-quits-his-job-at-airpor/nTLqZ/