That’s okay - Toronto believes it is the real capital anyway.

Stay bitter, bro.

This is the highest amount of sodium I’ve ever seen in a post.

This was a good baseball ending, but I wanted that Buatista walkoff and batflip redux so damn bad.

That karma tho.

That sign that said “I’d rather get punched in may than get knocked out in October” was pretty great considering it was Odor’s shitty throw that allowed Donaldson to score.

God must be really mad at science now. Since AIDS was his punishment for homosexuals, that’s gotta be frustrating being undercut like this.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

My eyesight isn’t so good anymore. Can you find a larger picture next time?

Shame that it wasn’t Joe West.

Slide wasn’t dirty though, it was at the bag.

The Blue Jays made the ALCS and won a playoff series. If that was a disappointment what does it mean to the team they beat in the playoffs?

“Goldfish? That’s an odd name. I’d have called them ‘chazzwazzers.’”

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Yeah, like Jason Kipnis would know.

Cool. I tuned into TSN Radio for the news and reaction, but they just had Jeff O’Neill farting into a microphone.

This is for the Rangers fans in the grey, who have somehow managed to make me glad that the fucking CARDINALS won a World Series:

Always and forever.