Have you been spying on me and the wife?!?!?

The entire Russian Olympic team faces a possible ban from the shit filled waters of Rio for dozens of athletes taking the exact same drug. This is systematic doping. She’s a fucking liar.

As a Royals fan, you have no reference because your first game was less than 2 years ago.

The only Ventura more lit up is the highway.

A bird with an extremely prolapsed butthole?

No one’s gone after Shields so vehemently since the last Coach’s Corner segment.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

Disagree. Nothing finer than grabbing an ice cold can of beer from a cooler of half-melted ice on a hot summer day. Doesn’t even matter what kind it is.

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That take was so hot the Cuyahoga Rivers’s on fire.

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

You absolutely do **not** need to be honest and truthful at your exit interview, especially if that ”honesty” burns a bridge. You want to stay on the best possible relationship with your past employers and co workers. Trashing them will not endear you. If you can be reasonably constructive, fine, but lobbing bombs can…

the thing about micro-aggressions is, the world now caters to the 10% of people who are offended. this poll proves nothing.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Odor’s fist was on the move before Bats started winding up, you lying fuckface. Of course this comment will stay in the greys, because people don’t want to hear the truth.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Nah that was a sucker punch or I watch too much hockey. When you wanna fight a guy you ask him if he wants to go. If he obliges ya drop the mitts, square up and go at it. Odor pushed JB first (after what was a legal slide for the past 100+ years) JB came back to get in his face a bit and say WTF, at which point he got…

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

“Make America great again!”