$50k for a film that probably wasn’t expected to break even. She didn’t sign on to a blockbuster, and likely didn’t sign a contract that would give her a percentage of the gross.

I didn’t cheat on you. But pleading in the alternate, it was totally justified because the sex was better.

Same entry National Geographic, as amended by Rupert Murdoch’s new facts-free editorial team:

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

Steph is our master, but the TNT directors made the right call here: Kobe being enthusiastic for a teammate scoring is much more newsworthy than Steph Curry making a half-court jumper.

To the beautiful Dominika Cibulkova, my balls are in your court.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

I don’t know this is one of my favorites - well the guys reaction is anyway

Has Deadspin ever before latched onto some athlete to go out of its way with a defense force to support his conduct? I think we get it at this point — white people hate Cam and anyone who doesn’t like him must be a racist. You’ve been pushing that message all season and it’s ridiculous.