Why is this branded Lyft? You need to disclose, even subtle, sponsorship.

I’ve checked in as many as 6 hours before check in time simply by asking the front desk and pretending it’s totally normal. If you are told your room isn’t ready, I’ve found sitting in the lobby with your luggage often works to get a room early. This technique seems to work even better if you are staying in a small…

So you can see and hear a train coming.

I assumed the reason for raising the shade was obvious to everyone. I guess I was wrong.

Wow! a no-look shot right to the eye. I would love to know what went through the umpires head a microsecond before impact.

did he happen to mention his preference for switches in his suicide note?

did he happen to mention his preference for switches in his suicide note?

It gets pretty bright if you put it on the brightest level. I assume most people use blinds/shades to help them sleep if it’s bright outside.

It gets pretty bright if you put it on the brightest level. I assume most people use blinds/shades to help them…

Ya get up before the sound comes on... That’s the whole point :)

Ya get up before the sound comes on... That’s the whole point :)

I’ve refilled CO2 canisters at my local fire department. They only charge a couple of dollars donation to a charity to do it.

Peter?

You are obsessed with “butthurt”

I most certainly was around to see *those* world series. I thought we were talking about Baseball. If we are going to open this up to any event how about we add electing two guys named Bush and murdering JFK to the esteemed history of Dallas. My mistake I assumed Keystone Light was the brand of choice for inbred…

Have you heard of this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Noc-A-Homa

What exactly was inaccurate about Texas? What does Colorado have to do with anything?

We don’t any experience wining? HAHAHA. We have actually won the world series. You guys have won exactly nothing. EVER.

Its the single best punch in the over-100 year old history of Baseball.

Stop pretending that the state of Texas is somehow more honourable than Canada. Should we be proud that an idiot through a can of beer on the field? No. That was indeed embarrassing. On the other hand, you guys celebrated like you had actually won something when Odor punched Bautista in the face. You should have been…

Just admit your are mortified by the pathetic performance of the rangers in this series. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your team of losers got swept by the one team you hillbillies hate the most. How EMBARRASSING!!!

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It seems that you are unable to understand cause and effect can be complex. Let me dumb it down for you, had another player performed the same slide do you think Odor would have reacted in a similar way? The answer is likely not. He certainly wouldn’t have enjoyed the positive feedback from Rangers fans; “bat flip =…