Too bad it didn’t break his jaw.

But has anyone noticed what a dip shit this guy is? He rounded second base. With two outs and a runner on he should never have gone on inch passed second.

99.99 percent of the time I find Coors Light to be disgusting. But if I’m on a golf course with some friends on a hot as blazes day in August there is no better taste in the world than a so cold it has ice crystals floating in it silver bullet. Bonus points if it’s not yet 9 am.

I would love to know what the threshold is. Would it have been acceptable if he put the chilli in her contact lenses for example? Or if he used a milder chilli that only left her slightly uncomfortable.

Amazing. If I were reading a resume I’d much rather see “apparition exterminator” than see “telemarketer” let alone “Scientologist telemarketer”

That would be pretty early for a child raised in Florida.

It works better if J becomes Jay

I hope Lebron makes a cameo as Paul Walkers long lost cousin.

Can we talk about how the glasses please. They don’t come close to fitting his head? He’s looking through only part of the lenses and the lenses are at a very strange angle.

Granted, his head is an usual shape. But come on a guy with a heat gun at lens crafters could surely bend something to wrap around this mans brow?

I can’t imagine how anyone who could afford court side seats would be proud of the city of Cleveland. I’ve been to Cleveland it’s not even the most interesting city in Ohio.

Maybe sales of this cup and associated beverage will pull the Venezuelan economy out of the realm of civil war territory. Bur probably not. http://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwa…

The one thing this does seem to prove is your point.

I love that he uses his signal when turning right out of the parking lot. Safety first.

I miss Valencia on the Jays. It was a shame we didn’t have room for him. In hindsight it would have been much better to have him over Chris Colabello who is currently serving an 80 game ban for PEDs

The implication was that the discussion would happen in May.

Dangerous slide? Jose didn’t even come close to Odor Bats could have easily slid off the basepath with his spikes up and drilled Odor.

What the hell are you talking about? The Rangers have never won a goddam thing. Tp be fair, they have epically blown up several times in the playoffs. I guess that’s a source of discussion.

Guaranteed when he pops in the tape he will find out he forgot to rewind the tape.

Obviously you never played baseball.

First time for everything.

And the Odor is a fucking Venezuelan! FYI for those of you who dropped out of a Texas highschool, Venezuela is a country south of Mexico.