Right? And if we are able to use them, we should be able to find a place where we can purchase them.

Perhaps he added his own personal reviews of 76 different types of dildos, so he would give the appearance of being unbiased. Which of course brings me to this: “I’ve never seen a dildo use a dildo before.”

LET’S HEAR FROM THE COLLEGE ROOMMATE, SHALL WE?

Also I think they find it threatening that women could achieve sexual satisfaction without a man. That’s why women masturbating is a much bigger deal to them than a man masturbating.

A 76 page brief seems a little overzealous without a personal motive.

QUESTION: if he were able to ban the sale of dildos, would there be a dildo-show loophole?

Hey now, comparing Ted Cruz to a dildo is obviously offensive to dildos. Dildos bring genuine joy and pleasure to multitudes of people every year; Ted Cruz has a wife who’s most likely really practiced at faking those same sensations.

Makes sense, I look at Cruz and think “self-hating dildo.”

There was a “government” interest, it maintained, in “discouraging...autonomous sex.”

Ted Cruz is pro-small government and pro-business unless you’re selling something icky that touches a female’s no-no space.

I only just realised that he meant "wretched". Your ability to parse the ramblings of uneducated racists is superb.

The best part is that my unemployed stepbrother came down with spinal meningitis and had to have brain surgery literally three weeks before his 26th birthday this year. He would be either dead or in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt from getting brain surgery without insurance if not for Obamacare, and still my…

English is for those Limey fucks. They best be speaking 'Murican.

well, you know, it isn't like they are posting this on a world wide network full of knowledge where they could take two seconds to make sure they spelled things correctly....

I'm pronouncing it "coin-in-say-dense" in my head.

Sorry, I don't believe in coinensadinces.

I bet she has, at some point in her life, made a statement about how everyone living in this country should have to learn English.

Damn, I say.

"SPEAK ENGLASH MORANS!"

Right, but I'm not even talking about abortion. I made the comment that it made no sense to me that the same group of people who want to outlaw abortion also want to limit support to poor families (like mothers who had too many children). The response? Bitches should close their legs.