how is any of this racist? I'm right.

It's OK. Death is imminent.

Woah, there. What's with the aggressive attacks, Don? Let's be friends.

This is an article about Adam Sandler.

I don't understand the internet anymore.

You either know very little about dogs, people, cinema, or all three.

And you like Adam Sandler?

I'm glad I could do my part to make your day just a little bit more surreal.

are you black?

chill out guy

If I'm racist, you're a bigot and a fool and an internet commenter.

The irony here is that Nathaniel believes the greatest way he can contribute to society is to write a seven brillion word article on Adeem Saandlaar.

The A.V. Club gets what it deserves.

This was an enlightening discussion.

yes. also, not a coward.

Oh well

I like your avatar.

are you black?

Tell us more about how Adam Sandler's career resurrection will entail things.

You mean the way of a modern genius? I concur.