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With a new adaptation of It and Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!

Hmmm....I’ll wait until Consumer Reports does a full battery of tests on the device with return policy and warranty info posted. Hoping for the upgrade with warming option and rechargeable battery in the meantime. Maybe a Bluetooth speaker with Barry White playing “OOOHHHhhh Baby”music in the background?

Maybe he knows his world is going to hell and wearing hats won’t matter. I’ve quit hats myself.

I get this, but in reverse. In an argument with my father this weekend, he took the side of Nazi protesters and told me that if I wasn’t so pathetic I’d be able to do something to improve my life and the lives of my family. Because I believed the government should condemn nazism.

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He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

Damn he just couldn’t call it off?

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

“You are projecting a lot on a very neutral and straight-forward headline, friend.”

True, it is hard to discern the motivations of fictional straw monsters conjured by MRA assholes.

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

Spoken like a true Christian. No, really. Apparently Christians are fucking assholes.

Leave Ron Johnson alone. His comments may have been affected by the fact that he’s quite stupid and that might have factored in.

There he is everyone! It’s “that guy”!

Trump sent an incendiary and unprecedented threat that escalates bellicose tensions with a hostile nation? Unsurprised.

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

Did you just victim blame? You’re victim blaming. Good job!

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties

This is kind of a random thought but:

“I think if you want to fight for equality then surely treating everyone the same is the way to go”