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Okay, today sucks on Jez. It’s been bad news after bad news. This is May the Fourth, people. It’s supposed to be the day we celebrate a series of three really great movies, three meme-factory movies, one rose-tinted glasses movie and one “Is this really the same series?” movie that are all centered around the good

Noah one hazzz uh seynse of huymuh anymoah.

So what you are saying is that you don’t understand how black women’s hair works versus white women’s hair and how Shea Moisture even became a thing and you should just not have commented really.

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

When people ask me if I have kids, I usually respond with, “No, I have a very expensive computer instead.”

TERRY CREWS GENIE! I WANT!

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

The unfortunate rule of the internet: If you give people a potential tool that they can use to be an asshole... then they will use it to be an asshole.

Touche’ destiny, I chuckled and considered buying your treadmill again.

“Every time we lose point A, I know I’m on a team of derps.”

Amazing how it’s always the fault of everyone else on your team.

He literally got famous by showing how suburban white men are grunting moronic troglodytes. Literally. And proudly.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

World’s worst Brawny ad.

Just realized that every person in today’s DirtBag is on a reality show. Goddamnit, we need some real stars causing trouble out there. This shit is unacceptable!

Danielle Serini had the gall to send letters

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.