Okay, today sucks on Jez. It’s been bad news after bad news. This is May the Fourth, people. It’s supposed to be the day we celebrate a series of three really great movies, three meme-factory movies, one rose-tinted glasses movie and one “Is this really the same series?” movie that are all centered around the good…

Noah one hazzz uh seynse of huymuh anymoah.

So what you are saying is that you don’t understand how black women’s hair works versus white women’s hair and how Shea Moisture even became a thing and you should just not have commented really.

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

When people ask me if I have kids, I usually respond with, “No, I have a very expensive computer instead.”

TERRY CREWS GENIE! I WANT!

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

Rudolph, do us a favor, and stop equating inconsequential things to cancer. Makes you look unintelligent.

The unfortunate rule of the internet: If you give people a potential tool that they can use to be an asshole... then they will use it to be an asshole.

Wait a minute. People care enough about this franchise to have “fan theories?”

Touche’ destiny, I chuckled and considered buying your treadmill again.

This. Fuck Human Resources.

Some feel that she appears to be running defense for the company rather than truly seeking to change the culture.

“Every time we lose point A, I know I’m on a team of derps.”

Amazing how it’s always the fault of everyone else on your team.

He literally got famous by showing how suburban white men are grunting moronic troglodytes. Literally. And proudly.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!