This isn’t about cramps (though I am having them right now and self medicating with a 99cent brownie from 7/11) but Madeleine, can I please get ungrayed? I have been around for over 4 years now, I don’t engage with trolls and try to be a respectful commenter. Thank you!

Serini was ordered held on $3,500 bail after the arraignment.

Danielle Serini had the gall to send letters

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.

“They have a young audience and a terrific digital platform,” said David Pecker, AMI’s chief executive, said of Us in an interview.

I’m in love with this thread. This thread gives me hope.

You basically figured out the secret of a lasting marriage right there.

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

Sucks getting your ass beat in at just about every sport, doesn’t it Minnesota?

Nope. I’m from Chicago and have been to Wisconsin at least 20-25 times in my life, and I have yet to run into a straight up, no-doubt-about-it asshole there. Wish I could say the same for my city. Hell, I wish I could say the same for my neighborhood. Or my block.

It may be upside down, but it looks rightside up to Spicer when he stares down his nose at it.

That’s being Minnesota nice.

Sure, 50 judges from 18 states, but 33 of them are from Wisconsin, and the other 17 are in the pocket of Wisconsin Big Cheese. And Russia hacked the election on behalf of Scott Walker anyway.

How is babby formed? How does idiot get elected?

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel…

That’s exactly what I thought. I mean, Lyft has in-app tipping; did they try calling one instead? Or maybe they did but it was too far away.

So this one time we got a brochure from a church in the mail and there was a cartoon pic of a guy being crushed under the weight of his sins. One of the rocks said “porns” on it and we laughed so hard about that. Crushed by the weight of his porns.

Did not know this is a thing that actually happens. Not so funny…

He will be given a proper masturbator’s funeral. His porn collection will be heaped upon him and set ablaze as he sets sail for Valhalla.