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Link?

How about Cocktail 2: Local Newspaper contest?

Tom Cruise is the new instructor

I sincerely hope that's the title of a movie, and not … something else.

None of them is getting film work anytime soon, however.

I think we had a sequel already. Yeah, it was animated and it starred Bryan Cranston. I think it was called Macross Plus.

Jack Reacher broke him

Or Giorgio Moroder, or Harold Faltermeyer, or Kenny Loggins, or Steve Stevens.

Wrong character

I'm pretty sure you were supposed to be feeling pity for everybody in Clerks 2. Not empathizing with them.

Just make sure nobody leans on the casket

Damn, and just when it was almost my turn at the charity kissing booth!

There's only one Charlie's Angel's comeback I'm interested in seeing. Ok, maybe three.

And that woman's name:
Cristal/Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene/Charlotte/Fatty McGoo

You never go full gritty reboot

Wrong, it's Randy Randerson