...But, like, the straps are bedazzled in “gold” and “diamonds.”

First off, it’s spelled sqerel. Secondly, people in some regions eat sqerel meat.

I’m just confused. Is it pronounced like Dylan but with a Br, or like Bryan with an L? I slightly prefer the latter, as the former would just sound like Brillo to me.

I brought home a dead bird from school in 4th grade and put it in my closet. Don’t ask why; I don’t know. I was terrified of my closet for months because the bird disappeared! I decided to bury the poor bird a few days later, but I couldn’t find it. I’m sure my mom threw it out....but we NEVER discussed it. And it’s…

At least Batman Vs. Superman gave us this...

Since my best friend moved up in tax brackets with her current job, she was flirting with the whole fiscal conservative/social liberal thing. All of us basically told her to stop being an asshole and she snapped out of it.

I came here to say just that. She is a fucking ignorant dipshit whose wealth makes all the difference in the world. I can’t get into this. After the second season of watching Caitlyn, she is no fucking ally.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

My sister’s MIL at one point never failed to show up unless in the company of Michael- a large, homemade African American Cabbage Patch-style doll who dated from when my BIL was a tot. Michael would travel, strapped in, in the front seat of the car, wearing clothes that my MIL would then put on my nephews. She would…

(And I mean that seriously. Also, this whole ordeal is so sad for the children: all of whom should be respected, cherished and loved.)

you do not touch maddox

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Did anybody else read the headline and think to self “That sounds exactly like something Hugh Grant would say” …?

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

im going to create a gun that vibrates and doesnt shoot and make so much money

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.