This is very meta and I don’t know what to think.

As an African, I definitely hate Belgians. They're the worst.

Well, they were going to the bottom of the ocean, and that’s really the core problem right there. They should have been going to a port instead.

That may be so but they at least they don’t look like a forced publicity stunt. Bloom at least looks like he’s enjoying himself instead of his every move calculated and controlled. You’d think Swift would let Hiddles do that? Nope, would ruin her “brand.” Meanwhile Katy DGAF.

Katy and Orlando are the anti-Hiddleswift and I welcome them with open arms.

I clicked on the nude Orlando-link (I am only human) and wow, which POET writes the captions for photos on The Sun website?

I like that Orlando Bloom seems super into Katy Perry, but if my partner grabbed my breasts like that in public

Op keeps dismissing people who comment that wrongful convictions are common as hell. So here's my comment! If you are black or brown in America, wrongful convictions are common as hell! Don't be such a racist Tina!

Don’tbesuchaboobpunchTina keeps dismissing people who are rightfully pointing out that in America wrongful convictions are common as hell if you are brown or black. Don’t be such a racist Tina!

LOL, I’m sorry for the people who are upset about my actions. I was a very unwoke seven year old! The conservative kid gave us shit for being poor in turn. It was good-natured, bipartisan schoolyard fun.

What a time to have been alive. I remember ganging up with some fellow second-graders to lightly bully a boy who had loudly declared that his dad was going to vote for Bob Dole.

Except that’s not what Stein is saying. She is saying that (a) the reduction in vaccination is alarming, that (b) one of the major reasons why some people have this alarming belief about vaccines is because the proximity of corporate lobbyists to our regulatory apparatus has diminished public trust in said apparatus,…

Gosh, I can’t believe I’m defending Rob, but I don’t think that’s true.

Indeed. It’s “lesbian shitasses,” dammit!

This is literally how it has always been. And do not call me a bitch.

Who?

Talk shit all you want, but the girls are all v independent. Kourtney never seemed to have any interest in marrying Scott, Khloe divorced Lamar as soon as she realized she could do no more and Kim has herself a nice little setup with a man she seems to truly love (and loves her back). Rob’s the needy, shithead of the…

I may be reaching here, but I can’t help but wonder if the proliferation of human access to tigers in the manner of tourists being able to pet and lay on big cats that are chained up and drugged out of their minds has in any way given people a mistaken idea of the nature of tigers. You don’t have to actually have been…

No, that really is our national animal.