Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

Y’all, this dude finna cause me to have a heart attack. IT WASN’T EASY AND THAT’S WHY YOUR REPUBLICANS HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING FOR EIGHT YEARS, OMIGAWD. Why you think they haven’t? IT’S THEIR BAIT-AND-SWITCH for voters, UGHUGHUGH.

The guy has never done a day’s work in his life, either. He just surrounds himself with yes men who are willing to take the blame when trump fucks something up. He’s a boss, not a leader.

Right? RIGHT? What a profoundly weird thing to say to a stranger. BUT I KNOW WHO SHOULD GET THE HOSE THO

Loving Bernie Sanders atm:

“A few days ago, I called the fake news the enemy of the people and they are, they are the enemy of the people.”

In 1990, for example, People Magazine published a report that Trump had turned down Madonna sexually and stole Carla Bruni from Mick Jagger, citing as a source Trump spokesperson John Baron. The interview, as it turned out, was recorded, and the voice of “John Baron” clearly belongs to Trump. 

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

Beige/light brown suits shouldn’t be a thing, no one looks good in them. Obama proved that.

Because there’s a much better way that is more cost effective, helps a larger number of families, and has more long term benefits for society. And most people know it.

Fun fact! MANY enlisted military families are dependent on social programs like WIC, which the right is always trying to defund/destroy. It’s a pattern- they don’t want to pay them enough where they don’t need these types of programs, and they also don’t want to fund the programs. So military families are supposed to…

Out of everything above, this was what I was going to quote and rant about.

Fake news (Carlson, not this article.)

This all looks like the 90s normcore thrift-store shit that every kid in Seattle is wearing even though they were born in 1998. It just feels like a Value Village fashion show, you know? I used to work at Value Village, so I’m like an expert here. However, I will ride this trend as long as the resell shops keep…

I’m no fashion expert, but I swear to God half of this looks exactly like what my mother was wearing in the 80s and the other half looks like what people were doing in the 90s and none of it looks new or original to me at all. It looks like the stuff I can currently pick up at the Goodwill for $3.50 a piece.

Carlos Santana has spent the last 20+ years making tasteful, expensively produced, profoundly boring music for people who don’t really like music but enjoy shopping and wine. In Adele, he recognizes a kindred spirit.

The issue I have with this is anyone I see who has affirmed they will be participating in a strike keeps saying they’ll be “taking the day off” which I take to mean they are using sick or vacation leave. That’s not really a strike. They’re notifying their employer of their intent, they’re being paid for their leave...

Whether or not things are “natural” is a stupid barometer. Anthrax is natural.