They’re all horocruxes of the same person, Roger Ailes.

6. No, your dick is not a sufficient Valentine’s Day gift, no not even waggling it at her playfully while doing the boxers-off shimmy in the kitchen while she’s trying to watch tv and ignore you *cough*Mr. Kazari*coughCOUGH*

I think horrible people are just naturally drawn to each other.

I read “Altas Shrugged” in hi-skool too, but fortunately for me I had read “Lolita” first so my strongest impression of the Rand epic was, “This is quite a page-turner, but wow, how shoddily written!” Similarly, I read “Dianetics” when I was a teenager, but before that I had read most of the works of Philip K. Dick…

Like you said, you’re not American.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

I didn’t realize Neo-Con Punk’d is considered journalism.

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

Why is her steak on his fork?

Unpopular opinion:

That’s basically the wrap-up of the 2016 presidential election.

They told a brilliant woman to sit down and shut up while she was reading the words of Coretta Scott King.

Let’s call this what it is — They just told a brilliant woman to sit down and shut up. They would have never done this to McCain or Markey or any other man.

We all know that asshole who walks around quoting The Art of War all the time because they think it makes them sound like a cool business person. We all hate that asshole.

This movie is a masterpiece, DeVos and her tragic sperm eyebrows can go fuck themselves.

Yep, and Trump’s telling “Do you believe that?” as some sort of incredulous shoulder nudge is fucked up, too. Once again, our president (ain’t now way in hell I’m capitalizing it) shows a blatant lack of even basic knowledge or awareness or respect regarding simple legal or political terms and concepts.

Everytime I look at the internet.