That’s basically my plan. Also I will refuse to make any decisions or help anyone find that thing that is sitting in plain sight if you’d just LOOK for 5 seconds.

The longer I stay on facebook in these dark times, the smaller my circle gets. I’m absolutely livid I wasted any time or energy over the years on some of these people—and these aren’t even trumpers. And before anyone comments with the old “you’re going to let political opinions ruin friendships?”—when people I have…

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

I don’t give a shit if he’s miserable. He is not a befuddled old man. He is a charlatan trying to make as much money as possible with no concern for our safety or standing in the world. And republicans are more than happy to have this criminally incompetent narcissist there to sign anything and everything they hand…

It was a very political choice. This Land Is Your Land is a Woody Guthrie song with a lot of forgotten verses-

I executed the perfect Superbowl play. I do not care about the game. So I went to the always-insanely-packed Whole Foods near me and went grocery shopping. It was DESERTED. I was the only person checking out. It was like heaven! (And then I got home in time to see Lady Gaga kill it!)

If Michelle Bachmann didn’t know “Firework” was for the gay community and Paul Ryan didn’t know he was the machine in “Rage Against the Machine” and Ronald Reagan didn’t know “Born in the USA” wasn’t about patriotism, I don’t have much hope that Mike Pence will understand what “Born This Way” is about.

I don’t think everyone gets what an epic disaster this is. I work in education and EVERYONE is freaking out. Even charter schools and voucher schools. This woman honest to God has no idea what she’s doing and her ideas ideas are outdated even among the voucher crowd.

Yeah, where are Graham and McCain? I thought they were so outspoken against Trump?

Alternate Headline: Vice President Vows to Defy the Will of the People; Confirm Public-School-Hating, Pyramid-Scheme Heiress & Largest Soft Money Donor to GOP Betsy DeVos.

I work in insurance, and for what it is worth a lot of insurers may keep free birth control anyway. One baby can be more expensive than a decade of birth control, and insurance companies know experientially now that better access to birth control decreases costly babies.

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

Mine would’ve been like “Janelle stayed home and sat at the computer all night playing Neopets. WHAT IS SHE HIDING???”

I feel reasonably certain that if we follow the same playbook as the Tea Party, as outlined in the Resistance manuals that have been passed around, we will achieve similar results. And then, since we are in the vasty, vasty majority, we’ll be able to throw a bunch of these bums out in 2018. This keeps me from…

At this point, maybe you can join a protest and/or make a donation to organizations like Planned Parenthood or the ACLU.

that he thinks what has happened here is an affront to law enforcement only further underscores the fact that he believes his word is law.

If by “fresh faced,” they mean “looks like a serial killer,” then yes— yes, he is “fresh faced”

Hahahaha look what Souza posted right after the Der Spiegel cover went up.

Surprising no one, he’s full of shit. His buddies probably can’t loans because they are a bad credit risk. Just like his OWN COMPANY.