But the hands will get MUCH larger...

Sometime last year, my nephew was trying to work through the concept of ‘douchebag’. After my sister and I explained he gave it some thought and said, “So... Donald Trump is a douchebag, right?” I have never been prouder of the kid. Not even him swearing at the wind will top this.

He was VERY welcome. He was feted and everyone in the fashion world in America and Europe gave him love and even helped him when he was learning the business. (look it up, it was only a few years ago, there are stories on Jez somewhere about it, too)

Because it’s a business. And the idea is to revitalize and support American fashion in New York City. With the idea being to keep it alive as a manufacturing and design hub, instead of completely dying off.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

#WomenFightingWhenMenWont

Trump Bannon plans to rename “countering violent extremism” program to “countering Islamic extremism.”

It’s like he’s creating policy based on the shit my grandpa yells at the TV when Fox News is on.

My mom is a retired interior designer. When this asspuppet won the election, my mother fearfully exclaimed of the Trumps, “[eejm]! What are those people going to do to the White House?!??!”

He’s trying to make it look like he’s so busy and presidential.

There are Christians in America. The problem is they are drowned out by Christians who confuse Napoleon Hill’s Think and Grow Rich as the Gospel with the actual Bible.

I’m sure the College Republicans who invited him are thrilled that this happened, because it lets them continue to wallow in their persecution complex.

We should just agree to disagree that the non-white races are inferior and must be purged. Is that asking too much in the name of civilized discourse?

What’s even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isn’t exactly a contemporary figure.

Me every 10 minutes of this farce:

Hmmm...if Bernie Sanders really wants to inform the country about what they stand to lose if Obamacare is repealed, and I’m willing to extend the benefit of the doubt that is his purely noble goal, a good thing to NOT simultaneously give Ted Cruz a platform to scream a bunch of shitty falsehoods and misdirections…

The only thing missing is a treat perched on the bridge of her nose- “wait...waaait...OK! Good girrrl!”

Not. Well.

God, Johnny Depp has the same taste in art as a student in a first year art history course.

Slate has a story up concerning a poll that shows a majority of polled Americans agree with Trump’s Muslim ban. I feel like I don’t even know where I am anymore. Like I thought I had been married to a nice, caring spouse for thirty years. Police arrive and dig up 28 bodies in our basement.