And why is LSU’s official online store allowed to sell a ton of No. 7 gear?

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

Pettine is not a great Head Coach. He should stick to bidding on storage lockers.

Slightly off topic here but Mike Pettine totally looks like Sam Eagle.

“This is totally fine.” - Adrian Peterson

The only thing Christie fantasizes about is milkshakes

Overheard:

“Somebody do a search for old Radio Shack Microwaves on eBay” for my new “invention” the “micro-wave”

His 2 sisters moving to where they don’t have rights or the ability to get equal education.

So sick of this... Ahmed didn’t build a clock. It’s painfully obvious He bought a clock, took it apart and then put it into a small suitcase. Then for whatever reason, decided it would be a cool idea to take it to school? To show a teacher? Show him a clock you bought? Come on... This looked like a bomb and you damn…

So Bernie made a tweet about police brutality and Hillary only retweeted someone else but didn’t actually say anything yet “Clinton denounces” and “Bernie has yet to weigh in”. Okay, am I missing something?

He went on to say, “Do you want fries with your burger?” before moving on to the next customer.

+1 more payout to families

I heard God’s voice. I did. he came to me from somewhere in the darkness of that holding cell—said, “Can you hear me now?”

Well done, reminds me of my favorite page on Facebook.

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Fox’s photo of Odom was way worse:

“I need to find a bunch of photos of Lamar Odom so I’m just going to google ‘Black NBA player’”