Perfect

Should’ve invested in Schrute Bucks

In keeping with the Simpsons theme...

Whoa, Genshin Impact has only been out for two years? With the amount you talk about it, I honestly thought it was 4 or 5 years old at this point.

No no no no, see, they got this Jan 6th panel, right? And it’s tooootally not gonna be just another Mueller Report wet fart this time, they promise! It’s definitely going to be more than just wagging their finger at insurrectionists and saying “okay silly-billy, don’t do that again you hear?” You can tell democrats…

Cashing in on it and hoping to die before there’s any consequences.  

Actively helping to drive it. Would hopefully be those named politician’s honest response.

Dear Congress People,

With some of the subtext of these games you can say, “actually, actively encouraging”.

Real people will spend real money on this grift. Amazing.

That’s cool the first one is hands down the BEST Spider-Man game ever.

Here's an even better idea: Stop blindly supporting garbage like this. Shill.

His gorgeous ginger wife is dead. Of course he will be.

Who the fuck is gonna play Kratos?

When you have 30 entities, it’s not a big deal to go to 29 because one bought up another. When that’s gone on for years, and you’re down to lets say 5 entities, it’s an inherently bigger deal for one to buy up another and take that number down to 4; the same value exists across those 5 as existed across the 30, but…

He must have fucked with rich people’s money. It’s one thing to fleece the poors, but once you steal from the investor class, the US will get you.