The plural of Utah Jazz is Utah Jazzhands.

“I’ll be the victim!”

Plenty of girls wrestle against boys. Almost no schools have enough female wrestlers to get anywhere near putting together a girls team and even if one did, there wouldn’t be enough others around for them to face so they join the boys teams. I wrestled for 6 years and faced two girls and had 3 or 4 female teammates.…

American dude here married to a Russian-speaking Lithuanian. (It’s complicated.)

“Export” is just the brewery code word for “We Don’t Want It”.

Fruit is a biological term, while vegetable is a culinary term. Thus, tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable.

I’d feel bad for the gymnasts for the inter Olympic lull or their fate if the games were to go away, if it weren’t for all the other sports in the Olympics that get far less (none) coverage.  Even in Olympic years there is no spotlight on those athletes because the sports they do are not considered “mainstream”…

*fewer

Greinke owes nothing to anyone.

It’s common knowledge that Greinke has, at a minimum, social anxiety disorder. It’s been well reported since he was with KC. Even in his own recounting, Neshek definitely comes across as persistent to the point of obnoxious in his pursuit of this, and his refusal to just let it go. If he had taken a less direct…

LET ME DRIVE THE FUCKING BUS!!!!

Meatball up, you ninny. Once you’ve slice the meatball, ...

Please start putting the teams in bold under Throwgasms.

Parents of young kids live for nap time. The OP clearly is not actually a parent.

That’s not surprising, given that ANW is hosted by NBC.

which makes them racist

You don’t. Showers are for drinking.

This is a good piece and I agree absolutely that the movie-style tropes of Bachelorette Party are mostly dumb and we know they are dumb but we kind of feel obliged to participate anyway. That said, the best bachelorette parties I’ve attended were really just fun weekend getaways that involved a little more drinking…

instagram is a shit hole where the terrible are never punished

My wife worked for a bakery that did these all the time. Sometimes you get a note from the OBGYN, sometimes you get a sonogram. One time the sonogram tech wasn’t sure what the hell it was so the note just said, “We think it’s a boy, but keep your receipts!” LOL that baby has a small dick