I haven’t seen a team member fuck over their own team that bad since Gawker’s mobile web designer.

Hot take:

Barring particular personal medical conditions, having your chili full of salt and fat isn’t bad for you, and in fact is probably good! Can we throw the lo-fat craze in the goddamn trash already?

Mr. Ped 

Fuck that!

marchman

What do you think? Must a fan always give a baseball to a kid, even if it’s a walk-off dinger? Or is Mai Tai Guy a hero and an example to grown men everywhere who still bring baseball gloves to games?

Excuse me sir, I was wondering where this fits into your list:

I will reward your not-pedantic question with a not-pedantic answer:

Deep pull.  My parents met there.

Brienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbane and Jaime Lannister — Go hard or go home.

But Grapefruit Sculpin is pretty tasty. [ducks] 

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Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

Beer can chicken is one of the most ridiculous trends to catch on - having a can in the cavity screws up the cooking, and the beer doesn’t actually add any flavor the meat whatsoever. Here’s a great article on the topic: https://amazingribs.com/tested-recipes/chicken-recipes/debunking-beer-can-chicken-waste-good-beer-i…

This motherfucker dropping a “Rad” reference. Clutch. 

She literally said she would judge anyone for doing anything that could harm their baby;

He was bound to be either 88 or 14.

MTV’s getting desperate, with the network in the process of rebooting a number of its old hits, including Daria, The Hills, Undressed, Aeon Flux, and now MTV Spring Break.