Ive seen the best man get played off by the band.

I re-watched it on cable as an adult a few years ago. The ecologist in me cant get passed how little sense the food chain on the bug planet makes.  

Did you overlook Nando’s sauce? or is Nando’s not a big enough chain?

How are they going to fill all the time that the old show dedicated to her ex-husband asking their contractor ‘how much is that going to cost?’, that’s a lot of minutes to fill.

Just cut a couple grapefruits in half and put’em fruit side down on the smoker for a bit.

Grilled pineapple is awesome. Grilled/smoked grapefruit, juiced and mixed with gin is fantastic.

You can’t boss me around, you’re not my dad!

My movie theater only lets you get one beer at a time. So if you want to avoid having to miss part of the movie to get your second beer, you have to order one, take it to your seat, and have someone watch it while you go back to the bar you were at 3 second earlier to order a second.

Italy lost their first pool game that year to the Irish.

No love for Eddie Gaedele?

What’s the name of the song that was playing when Henry killed everyone at the end? I thought that montage was done well.

For the 3-5 year olds: blow up a bunch of balloons, let the kids run around kicking/throwing balloons at each other, feed them pizza/cake when they start to slow down. Drink in another room with all the parents.

I feel like any article detailing the offspring of 90s-00s ball players moving up through the minors is remiss not to mention that Manny Ramirez Jr. is currently hitting .158 in the independent Atlantic League.

seriously, drink that are squeezed from plants are juice, not milk.

From what I’ve read on this case, the SCOTUS ruling would allow the feds to outlaw betting on amateur sports, or pro sports, or semi-pro sports. The feds just can’t tell states that they can’t legalize these things.

Is pizza sauce guy eating it cold? or warming it up first? I feel like this matters.

When I was 18 I tried to make a mudslide by pouring plastic bottle vodka into chocolate milk. Would not recommend.

My wife’s go to was vanilla vodka and Diet Coke all through her 20s. She’s since matured to plain vodka and Diet Coke.

#allholidaysmatter

Gin and grapefruit is fantastic, it’s even better if you grill/smoke a couple grapefruit halves and squeeze fresh