Simpsons Symmetry

If your nephew is annoying, loud and violent to an Olympic-medal level, then we could be talking about the same person

App Grief

Been getting into the poetry of Michael Donaghy. Really, really fantastic. Can't recommend it enough

Congrats fella.

Girlfriend is back on Friday from her travels up north
Secret Cinema announced their next project is going to be Empire Strikes Back in the summer, which makes me super excited
I scored soft opening 50%-off bill for a restaurant opening (Smokehouse in London - if you're here try them)
I found that Jim Beam, whilst far,…

Rocket launch! You saucy so-and-sos…

I think in Australia New South Wales and Queensland (NSW is just below Queensland) troll each other by choosing slightly different DST
Same with Thailand and Malaysia as far as I can remember

Well, until the booze itself becomes the poisoning… which happened to me on sunday

Debt, little to no work/prospects, Safari keeps second-guessing me with its bossy spellcheck

No sazeracs? For shame!

The band name alone is making me hope someone chained them to the posts of that pier ready for high tide.

Needs more rain, abs

My 2013 self is punching the air in glee that somebody somewhere finally agrees with him about something (where were you 2 years ago? we desperately needed this ego boost)
Also, sorry you had to watch the entire season. It's quite the car cresh

The League, that's the show about the brain-damaged four schlubs who inexplicably attract really hot women, right?

Always liked in pro wrestling how someone fully clothed can have a raging argument with someone else in speedos and a t-shirt and keep it serious

You here to help with the spreadsheets?

BLACK WIDOW IS WEARING MAGIC GLOVES!

I secretly enjoy Sphere. There. I said it.

God damn it. Can't believe this. Such a funny talented guy