I'm peeing now! I'm Lizzing! I'm Lizzing!

Joss Ackland should still be doing the voice though. Make it happen Marvel poindexters!

It's bloody brilliant… endlessly watchable. As good a war film as Alien was a haunted house film.

I say we grease this rat fuck son of a bitch right now!

Poor Koski, I remember that.

Do try and check out The Fountain… it is a glorious near-miss. Lots great about it, lots wrong about it.

Mexicans wouldn't know a spotted dick if they were slapped in the face with it.

"snagglewidget" should only be used as a very last resort. Fightin' words.

God I love spotted dick (leave it)… haven't had it in ages. What's a better dessert than beef fat with currants smothered in custard?

All for it. Same with identity theft & fire insurance fraud

Nicely done. Have a good summer… it will help you rest up for all of the crushing disappointments life will throw at you from here on in.

Flatmate is moving out. Discovered my harmless collage of pictures of her sleeping.

AV Club

I'm too drunk to care about this nonsense

Had a friend who worked with a DJ… Giles Peterson it may have been… and they would go and perform in the annual Cirque party… You'll be glad to know that they really were the drug-fueled, gymnastic orgies you've heard about

Woah, woah, woah… "They"? Racist.

could've sworn i've seen her in some kind of trashy late night soft-core film once…

Well he's consistent in one very odorous way

Fellate Urkel?

I was going to talk about the K-Pax reference, but Skeleton Key! I've got two words to describe that film. P & U