I've seen it! I'm one of the 20! Feel the exclusivity! I'm basking in it…

I know… I really shouted at the trailer when I heard that drivel being spouted for the umpteenth time (it's the kind of thing you think is really clever to say when you're 9). And believe me, I only shout at around 75% of trailers I see…

"Challenge the raging waters of death!
Discover what water's really made of! H. 2. Woooooah!"

Nice marmot

God I love that bit… especially as he sings the last bit so loud.

Oh I know… I just wanted to pitch the bad motherfucker bit. you know.. for the yucks.

ah ok… assumed it might be as it didn't crumple on its kaboom clash with captain's shield.

It was the EMO haircut that got my juices flowing.

Bad Motherfucker?

Ah, ok. I gladly take that back. It just came up in my RSS feed which I set to Dissolve's reviews.

"So how will the clandestine Hydra members know each other? We can't exactly do the two-armed Heil Hydra anymore."

Oh most definitely. And in another scene Captain America & Black Widow would be commenting on how Redford had committed some "medium to heavy treason"

Shandling's "Heil Hydra" sounded almost sarcastic. And also, was that dude with the glasses wearing a Hydra badge whilst he was working for Shield? That's like coming into work with a swastika on your arm

I'm glad you guys didn't mention the Hydra reveal in your review (unlike other publications… AHEM! The Dissolve)… I know it may not be a huge deal, but I very much liked the way they handled it in the film & would've been annoyed had I read about it beforehand.

What the hell has happened to Garry Shandling's head?

Nah… can't have that faux-fop inside the mask. Surely they could've found someone big & imposing with an outrageous accent from Eastern Europe for the role… not that it matters I guess… Oh wait… I remembered… this is the Muppet Babies F4 reboot.

grilled beef and milkshakes… together at last!

Does the "shake" in that name mean "milkshake"?

Good for you. Let's go grab a drink.

You're really all over this board sticking up for Goyer… I don't really have a horse in this race… I'm not overly fond of his work… I don't think it's bad, with one or two exceptions, pretty mediocre for the most part but likewise, I'm not going to pin the failings on a big budget film on just one tiny cog.