"Will there be beer?"
"Beer is not allowed"
"Ooo… Homer no function beer well without"

I gathered

What I find spooky is that this episode was totally right about what TV does to your genitals.

"Here's a phone. Call someone who cares"

Holy shit was Mike Myers the most distracting thing about Inglorious Basterds. It was like trying to give an acceptance speech and noticing that the person who molested you as a child was in the front row rubbing their hands together.

Holy shit was Mike Myers the most distracting thing about Inglorious Basterds. It was like trying to give an acceptance speech and noticing that the person who molested you as a child was in the front row rubbing their hands together.

Not one for posting comments about films after the fact, but I was inspired by this one's true awfulness. Really, really bad. Writing, acting. Awful. Terrible. Fucking pile of rotten shit.

Not one for posting comments about films after the fact, but I was inspired by this one's true awfulness. Really, really bad. Writing, acting. Awful. Terrible. Fucking pile of rotten shit.

The hell are you talking about? Who has stewed tomatoes with bangers and mash?

woah, woah… you had me at fascistic. I'm in!

yes i am aware of that, patroniseosaurus, but in keeping with the language it retains a certain romanticism, even if it just translates as "three-horned face", "deceptive lizard" or "different lizard" or whatever… it is when "saurus" becomes some all-purpose suffix to whatever word comes to the discovers mind that…

OK, I am way behind of Person of Interest - only finishing season one now. So can you tell me, does Jim Caviezel talk like batman for season two & three as well?

he seems very sad at the moment. i'm not sure leaving a show where he has a lot of friends and people who care about him is the right way to go, but i'm sure he knows what he is doing. if he is trying to find an identity or a reason to keep going, he shouldn't have to look very far. he's a very talented guy. hope he's…

**this is working out much better than i could have imagined!**

yeah, it is a tough read… hope he finds himself a better place to be in.

easy on the gold and bronzer there… this isn't miss universe…

Totally, right? How am I supposed to reminisce about my glorious comments if I can't find them?

is that the number of comments you've made in every messageboard on any site that uses disqus?

These "guest votes" are creeping me out. I need a face alongside that approval!!

boy, that does sound cool. wish i could fire a few rounds into the air during the closing credits of films i enjoyed (or hated, whatever). sadly no guns in the UK. thanks a lot, obamacare