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Despite the mother's justification of the project, I can't help but feel that way too. It reminds of the many other exposés floating around out there where people display THEIR ideas and THEIR beliefs (I particularly think of one I participated in that stated why I was walking in a charity relay). These white boards

Well you can have junk in the trunk, so you could have it in the chest too. Although it doesn't sound as catchy.

Oh, so that's how it works! No wonder I've been having a shitty week.

Dear ex I just Facebook stalked because curiosity got the best of me,

The view of the main street from the store I work at. What do you mean no one goes shopping during a blizzard?!

Even shittier confession: I've only watched them if there was a possibility that I'd be in one of their pictures.

Ok, so if we're going to pay women for what they're worth, how 'bout we do the same thing for men? That means my coworker who shirks his responsibilities, leaving me to pick up his mess and do the work of two people, then sucks up to the boss to hide his ass, won't make more than me just for showing up.

Schooled!

I was worried at the beginning; I'm used to her vapid, yet insightful thoughts from the first two seasons, but during the first episode, she had some lines that were just "WTF?! Have you been living in a cave, devoid of all human contact since last season, and completely forgot how the world works?" She's a great

Ugh, I'm so so sorry. A few years ago I had an abscess in my throat removed and it was a harrowing ordeal. A bloody, puss-filled, harrowing ordeal. I was conscious when they drained it, which I don't know if it's better or worse than anesthesia. I began freaking out as soon as the doctors began inserting metal pokers

Ugh, I'm so so sorry. A few years ago I had an abscess in my throat removed and it was a harrowing ordeal. A bloody, puss-filled, harrowing ordeal. I was conscious when they drained it, which I don't know if it's better or worse than anesthesia. I began freaking out as soon as the doctors began inserting metal pokers

Ahhhh! Two of my faves!!

Kind of on the same path... I had a high school English teacher who would always say "bang it out." To this day it makes me squeamish.

If LaLaurie wasn't so damn racist, I would think she was trading recipes with Octavia Spencer's character from The Help.

If LaLaurie wasn't so damn racist, I would think she was trading recipes with Octavia Spencer's character from The Help.

I was at the RMV to get my driver's license the same time JoJo was getting hers.

So much love for Brooklyn 99! Great cast, great characters! But I was reading all over the place that it wasn't pulling in the numbers, so I'm happily surprised that it won.

Ahh!! I just binged on that last week when I had the flu! So addicting! The only problem is how underdeveloped every character who isn't a clone is. I even find Sarah pretty blah compared to Cosima, Allison and Helena. Anyone care to weigh in?