Anti-vaxxers make me the maddest of the mad! I hate shots; I go into shaking sobbing fits when I go to get one. I'm fortunate that I'm healthy enough to fight off the flu. If I didn't get my flu shot, I might be under the weather for a few days, no big deal. But I'm not the only person in this world, now am I? I'm…

I like the way you think!

If that's not a sign of a shitty new year then I don't know what is.
... ok, I'll show myself out now...

Either that or the Easy Button should finally be invented. Thanks for the solidarity, I hope your 2014 shapes up to be a better year too.

Thank you for the kind words, internet friend! It's good to know that I'm not the only one off to a blah start. I hope you and your boyfriend get to see each other soon.

So 2014 has been kind of rocky so far. While ringing in the new year, I had a throbbing headache, thus preventing me from joining my screaming excited friends. And also avoiding yummy alcoholic drinks. This morning on my way home from my friend's house, I had a minor anxiety attack over what I wanted to do with my…

I did too, but it was leftovers from hosting Christmas Eve at my house, so I saw it as my civic duty to get rid of it.

That's what I absolutely hate most about Facebook! Because of events where people invite everyone & their mother, no one takes it seriously when I create an event with a carefully curated guest list. Yet it's the easiest way to get a lot of information to a lot of people fast.

Whenever an older relative pressures me about why I didn't accept their friend request, I just say "yah, I did. You just must not be using it correctly." Probably about 90% of the time it's a real possibility.

I remember when the swine flu outbreak hit my college campus. Anyone who had it was quarantined to the basement of a dorm on the outskirts of campus & could only leave if approved by a nurse.

This at least holds true for my parents...
* flashback to sophomore year of college*
"Mom, my throat hurts and I feel like crap. Can I come home for the weekend?"
"Suck it up & get some sleep, you'll be fine."
One week later in the ER getting the ginormous abscess in my throat drained.

Wait, why do we hate Anna Paquin? True, she's not particularly memorable, but unless she threw your kitten down a well, I don't see the need for hate.

It's been SUCH a great season, but this episode unfortunately didn't have the same oomph as previous ones. The worst part was when Myrtle tried to get Fiona to commit suicide. I was telling boyfriend "ok, so Fiona is the biggest mofo badass. She's so not going to let this fly. Get ready for some witch bitch rage." And…

Rolf is 17 going on 32.

Or you're banging someone who's already dead.

Ugh, my sentiments exactly. The singers are being drowned out.

It has to be Zoe. Having your only power be a killer vag is just cruel.

Ugh, last night's episode was so boring! I finally convinced my boyfriend to watch it with me & when it was over he just had that look on his face when you don't love something that someone you love does love and you don't want to tell them. Nooo! Give it another chance! That was such a bad example!

The actual elf on the shelf dolls have been around forever, as opposed to the story behind it. My mom has some from the 60s that absolutely terrified me as a kid. It makes me shudder knowing that they're now "a thing" and people actually want to have them in their house.

Holy shit, I love her trumpet tattoo!