Hey, not appreciating the saxophone hate.

Bunny spam is the greatest thing ever!!

So where does "bitch" fall?

It's holding up vastly better than New Girl. Which is probably why dr. C & Mindy are going to be purely platonic; Jess & Nick hooking up was a complete buzzkill. Also Dr. Reed is like the Winston of the show... poor Winston.

I love this thread; it makes me laugh & get angry at all the idiocy in this world at the same time. Just what I look for in a Jezebel article!
My biggest misconception was more of a misunderstanding with no one to clear it up rather than a blatant lie. For the longest time, I thought you could get pregnant from oral…

Go you!!

Don't all butts have cleavage? Isn't that what makes butts butts?

He does have a strange obsession with monkeys, eg. the double German monkey incident.

I think you just jinxed it.

If Mary Kate & Ashley have been trying all these years to drop associations with acting, follow their own goals, start their own businesses & drop the "OMG TWINS!" brand, then why in every picture they take together they're awkwardly conjoined at the hip?

Sociopath is way too boring for AHS. My friend and I have a theory that he is possessed by a demon/is a demon, which is why he was drawn towards dark magic to get pregnant. We argue about whether the freaky snake sex awoke the demonic serial killer inside him, or whether he was possessed when that happened (which is…

I was wondering the same thing. I remember the lazer tag arena being hardcore & awesome with lots of levels & places to hide, but the building was super sketch.

It keeps going, but nothing will replace Nathan in my heart!

I adore Casablanca!
(sorry, that's my only input)

I'm sorry you're going through this. I definitely know how it feels.
I don't know what your financial/insurance situation is, but I'd recommend trying out a few therapists before you decide it's not for you. Some therapists just give terrible advice. Some give great advice, but don't seem to gel. They're like…

Yes, you become Internet famous.

I thought Clary was the worst! Anytime a character discovers they have powers and inexplicably masters them in a short amount of time without training or studying (cue the Rocky theme song and workout montage) I sink into a pit of poor character development despair. This might've changed after the first book, but I…

No no no! It's way too early to give up hope. The cardinals are only halfway through and even if if they win tonight, we've caught up before! But oh god, I want this so bad too.

I have a good friend who's a constant "one-upper." Anything I can do (or anyone else in our friend group), she can do better. "Hey, I finally got off my ass and went to the gym today." "Well I woke up at 6 to go to the gym & was there for 2 hours." "Guess what, I met a cute guy last night." "Well, last week two guys…