Well obviously your Korean vampire hunter ex knew where you were staying because he's psychic. Duh.

Did we date the same guy (the second dude)?! This is the same sort of shit he used to say. And although he didn't disappear and say his dad had a heart attack, it was the other way around, he said his dad had a heart attack then dropped off the face of the planet.

Because the only way to get out of one lie is with another.

My high school boyfriend did this same thing! He was a chronic liar, but it was never a big huge lie, just really dumb pointless things.

My roommate's brother has been at school in Ireland for the past 6 years and when he's home for the holidays, the brogue will randomly appear and disappear. He doesn't even realize he's doing it.

For a second I thought I had the same ex. But it turns out, in the end, that he actually was Australian after lying about numerous other things.

I watched her on SNL over the weekend, and have to admit she had a pretty nice singing voice. I still find her behavior and image really bizarre, but I'm accepting that she is an artist and not a puppet.

True story: back in ye olde days of my junior year in high, when my first long term relationship/love broke up with me, I actually, vocally expressed how I wish we had lived in the 1800s so that we would've tied the knot after a month of courting and none of this break up business would have happened. Screw living the…

At first I thought "ugh, who would like chihuahuas? They always look miserable and like they hate life." But then I thought, well, they only look that way because their owners dress them up in ridiculous, restraining outfits and cart them around in bags. I would be miserable too.

I'll have a dream about my ex every year or so, and the absolute fuckin craziest thing about it is he'll always contact me a day or two after! Although we split relatively peacefully, we do not maintain any contact. But every year or so, he'll text me or email me out of the blue. Once he was even on OKC at the same…

Can I be adopted into your family? That sounds like a blast! I was obsessed with Moulin Rouge as a teen.

I've had a share of quiet/standoffish roommates in my college days. My freshman year, I was randomly paired to share a cell of a room with someone who was my complete opposite. She was a hardcore party-girl (take you average college student, add a shot of red bull, a pinch of coke and mix well in a biker bar) and…

Is this a metaphor for marriage?

The music always reminds me of a line dance. Like the cha cha slide or some equally obnoxious song played at weddings and family functions. I think it's hokey bass line and the use of every auxiliary percussion instrument known to mankind.

Hmm, I'm the opposite. When I wake up my stomach feels like "ew, no. I can't handle food right now."

AHH! What is wrong with her head?! Why is it not attached to her neck right?!

Haha, that's the first thing I thought of when reading this.

Good luck!
I met my boyfriend on OCK. We went on our first date a year ago tomorrow! He was one of the first people I mustered up the confidence to message, although he didn't respond until a month later when I had totally forgotten about him.

While I can't tell you what to do about work, I can commiserate. I had a really terrible, anxiety-ridden day too. Must be something in the air. I spent hours crying uncontrollably and just lying around (on the floor at one point). The boyfriend was sweet enough to cancel his plans to try and snap me out of it, and…

During the Golden Age of Boy Bands, NSYNC were my faves. They were my first concert! But now, looking back, I think that BSB's music was way better and catchier. Picking a favorite would be like a war against myself.