When my younger cousin was in kindergarten he began calling me by my first and last name (combined so that they became one name) so he wouldn't get confused with a girl who had the same first name in his class.

The two girls from last night's Lewis & Clark episode once had their own show on Food Network (which originated from a YouTube series) where they created cocktails from crazy ingredients. They're basically professional drunks. And I mean that in the most endearing way possible.
Other than that, I have no clue who the…

Oh, I get that, don't worry. I just can't wrap my head around why someone would take a picture of their friend getting a blowjob and say, "It's absolutely crucial that the world sees this picture... TO THE INTERNET!!" And then for multiple people to see said picture and think "this has vastly impacted my day, I need…

Why is this even news?

Damn, I wish my laundry worked like that.
You're right, it's definitely a publicity stunt. She's about to drop a new album and has clearly run out of ways to shock the media.

Ahh, I wish I could go back to college so bad!
I could write a book on all the things I wish I knew freshman year, but here are just a few things that stand out.
1) You don't have to be best friends with your roommate. Sure some people are & it looks awesome & like somethibg out of a chick flick, but if you don't it's…

Hated it! And now I watch it every once in a while just to see if there was something I missed. Still haven't figured it out yet. The music is fun though.

My boyfriend's very fat cat likes to waddle over & sit on the face of whichever one of us is on the bottom. And shooing her away is just an invitation for her to try harder.

Everyone's so busy complaining about Piper, that no one seems to realize that the worst character on the show by a landslide is her best friend, the pregnant chick. Every time she talks my face spasms in a painful combination of rolling my eyes, gagging and laughing in disbelief.

There's a scene in OITNB where Mama Diaz threads some eyebrows. Maybe all the inmates line up with her to get their brows shaped.

I was my boyfriend's first kiss & the first month of dating he was horrible at it. I put up with it because I liked him so much, even though his kissing was so, umm, passionate that it once gave me a fat lip. Thankfully, one day he said, "I know I'm new at this, and want to make sure I'm doing it right," to which I…

Any scene with Larry just makes me laugh. No reason, just the fact that it's Jason Biggs.

I went to a catholic college and therefore had to get around parietals. Once I had an on campus apartment, there was a ridiculous rule that guys could be in a girl's apartment (vise versa) at any hour of the night as long as both were awake. But it was absolutely forbidden to have a guy sleep over your apartment. Umm,…

Despite major protests, my parents wouldn't let me & my boyfriend sleep in the same room during the annual family vacation, even though there's no way in hell that we'd ever do anything while they were in the house at the same time, let alone the room nextdoor. I'm a hypocrite though & would be a crazy strict hover…

I feel like this is that classic "well I never really liked them to begin with" shtick that a lot of people pull after a breakup. Cause heaven forbid he had feelings and actually allowed those feelings to get hurt.

About 75% of my college friends still live with their parents, including me, & I don't know a single one (who I talk to about this kind of stuff) who doesn't compensate their parents in some way whether it be paying rent or paying for utilities. Us millenials aren't all cold-hearted, materialistic & entitled. We…

I stupidly signed myself up to take the GRE's on the second day of my period (otherwise know as the worst, most nauseating, brain numbing day). I popped an Advil beforehand and made it through the first part no problem, but once that wore off the cramps started to kick in and the rest went to shit. Staring at the test…

I demand more pictures of awesome dresses!!

I always thought it looked like a tree stump.

Yes! I came here to write the same thing. Even if I was the last person on earth, I'd still shave my legs just because of that awesome feeling (pubes & pits on the other hand? Fuck'em).