Casting aspersions on the noble art of Anbo-Jitsu? That's a paddlin'.

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I can't say I share your enthusiasm, my dear Thot Gor! Perhaps it's an acquired taste?

I find the strength in that moment is that, beyond the literalism of emerging from the shadows, Garak's actual function in that scene feels quite authentic. Despite the theatrical appearance, there is actually nothing more going on than the working practice, however reduced in personnel, of a chillingly-successful…

Pull some strings indeed! One day, I'll perfect that kanar-flavoured cookie recipe just for you, my dear Monster.

Unfortunately for you, inappropriate criticism (military or otherwise) comes free with every kanar - and though my military knowledge might be ever-so-slightly lacking, I assure you my capacity for assessment is impeccable.

Not bad!

It's my calling.

I'll provide the adult beverages!

Surely you still have some contacts in the business, Cookie!

And his opera tapes!

Great minds, my dear Electric Dragon, great minds. Well, more literal minds. Kanars for the both of you, and discount vouchers for the hot rock spa!

Kanars for everybody!

Kanars all round!

Kira: A friend gave this to me. It's Cardassian. You mind translating it?

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Well - they don't!

You'll at least need to come up with some sort of scathing insult, my dear Winged Hussar!

It's part of the experience! I did very well for myself there, as I'm sure you can imagine.

Consolation kanar, on the house.