You can have a kanar for that insight, Jimmy James - but be careful you don't have too many and discover yourself functioning without any single central authority!

Cardassians may be great fighters (at least, I’ve always assumed they were), but they aren’t very good at guerilla warfare, especially not with old bull-in-a-china-shop Damar leading things.

It's all that time we spend lounging around on baking rocks in caverns, I think - and how very generous of you!

I'm not sure that Mister Mot can do anything about that cut, my dear Thot Gor, but I'm certain it's not as bad as you describe!

A fan of those in uniform, The_Malcontent?

I'm glad somebody released *you* from the Fire Caves this week, my dear RJS.

We taught the French everything they know about culture and derision!

Well, there goes my Borg-prevention plan out the airlock.

Very true; you certainly cannot risk the wrath of your infant by rushing such things! Just make sure you've assembled all the animals beforehand.

Kanar for you, my dear Mighty_Ponygirl.

STILL SPOILERING

Shhh, my dear Husserl, or the CIB will shut us all down!

Rest assured you defy classification, my dear Chief!

You clearly have experienced the same phenomenon, ECheung! One simply must endeavour to remind them it is only logical to avoid disgruntled serving-staff 'accidentally' oversalting their next plomeek soup! Revenge, you see, is a dish best served… salted.

I have no quarrels with any drones save for the Borg, my dear Zeta Kai, and if they would only assimilate a few kanars every once in a while I'm quite certain they too would make… well, only passable company at best. A far cry from your delightful insights and multilingual rap! Rest assured there is always a fresh…

My dear Inebriated Chief, I'm merely referring to the seafood special! What did you think I was talking about?

I shall refrain from inquiring as to whether you've any convenient offspring to proudly hold aloft!

Great minds, my dear LCD Death Panel - great minds!

Rather embarrassingly, it was a combination of being run off my feet and falling asleep on some very hot rocks! Rest assured I am here for the duration, and the egg-blood is on me!

I did not see this! You, sir/madam, have a Cardassian mind. Kanars on the house!