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If there’s one thing that I find endlessly fascinating about human storytelling, it is the enduring appeal of the heist scenario.

Ha! You can have a kanar.

Ah, we've all been there…

Mirror Neelix? I rest my case.

You can both enjoy your kanars while I try to lift my mind out of the gutter.

It certainly does! Hot fish juice, sir?

Better than a preening popinjay dreaming futile dreams of a universe where your punctuation simply connotes as it is told. No, the reality that you seem to lack the intestinal fortitude to even begin addressing is that - unlike the bare, stark, sleek majesty of Cardassian punctuation - your culture rests upon the…

Phrasing?

You mean you've never done that? You know, you're bored, looking for something to do of an evening…

Hey thats a greaayt idea. How bout we take a swig of the finesst kanar efery time someone yanks MirrorGarak's chain! … literlally or metaphoracley.

A key after my own heart. Clearly you simply have no taste in punctuation! That's my 'Bickering!FlirtyCardassianWaitress'.

Do not disparage the humble "!" key, my dear Stepped_Pyramids, or I will quickly become Irritable!FlirtyCardassianWaitress!

You sound like you need a kanar.

You've just sold yourself a holiday package, my dear Bob.

Your kanar is on the

You must have had more kanar than me, my dear Zeta Kai!

I simply don’t think I’m going to be able to contribute anything meaningful to these discussions without the help of several bottles of kanar – and being perfectly honest with you, my dear commentators, I’ll admit I don’t believe that I’ll have any meaningful or particularly lucid contributions after several bottles…

I'll hope that means you finished happily, my dear Automocar?

Depends who you ask!