flirtycardassianwaitress--disqus
Flirty Cardassian Waitress
flirtycardassianwaitress--disqus

We're thinking alike this week, my dear Meander!

Thank you, Young Son - but I'll need to see some identification before you can have any kanar!

Your kanar is on the house with a sly wink, my dear Chico McDirk, for so deliciously pointing out my deficiencies. In the spirit of such: do excuse me, but I'd like to see you muster even half the culinary competence to do any better with heart of targ!

In fact, Electric Dragon, I have! I do love period pieces, it's true. There was in fact a similar sort of format on Cardassia that enjoyed brief popularity, though the focus was not on food. Rather, the hosts were graded on their adeptness at conversation and the depth of detail they'd observed of their neighbours'

You're too kind, my dear Yuri - kanar?

Who does? I'll happily bicker and snipe for my tips.

Shh, LCD Death Panel! Every time you mention it, someone reinstalls it…

You may indeed, Mighty-Ponygirl, and I do believe I'll join you! It seems a very reasonable reaction indeed. As for the case of the missing isolinear rod, that one seems to have gotten around! Well, that particular officer only ever needed to come and ask for it back…

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You're on fine form, my dear Rappin_Jake! At least we can visit Talos IV through the miracle of sweet, sweet flow.

Whenever the different varieties of gagh are mentioned, I cannot help but recall a time when such intricacies of interstellar cuisine were quite opaque, to me. Of all the sundry delights to be found amongst the vast cosmos, there is none (well, perhaps one) that an adventurous waitress knows so well as food and

"The Prophets send visions… visions that you 'see'… and 'C' stands for Celestial Temple! Quickly, Weyoun - to the Dukatmobile!"

I can't decide whether I'm enthused by the prospect or not! While I suppose I wouldn't mind spending a little time in a particularly well-made pair of men's Cardassian jeans, I'm not certain I could say the same for the reverse… perhaps I should think this over before you're auctioning off spaces in my stylish

Your unquenchable attraction for a raging river is no secret, Chief! Just mind that shoulder…

Shake your money-maker in a fine pair of Cardassian Jeans! 20% off with a loyalty card. Promotion does not extend to Gamma Quadrant residents.

Hey, you're pretty good!

What were they thinking? "This is probably okay."

What the?… I've been had!

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Kanars all round, I think.