The AV Club
Imagine if you didn't care about the state of your Riker

I'm certain I've seen the first few seasons of Lakarian Vice…

I would be cautious about advertising any such association, my dear Meander! We hardly want you tarred with the same brushstroke.

Kanars for both of you; there seems a difference between a conflict of near-supernatural faith and the type of conflict that is, as you quite rightly say my dear Mem359, so mundane as to become almost acceptable.

An eloquent summation, my dear Elihawk. I do find it interesting that once again, Quark is the one who refuses to swallow the root beer, so to speak. It is that fundamental conflict of patriotism and self-interest - but what I find most fascinating is that for Quark (though he might not realise it), these things are…

Only a select few.

I will admit that I haven't heard much better than Carjoran…

I would never dream of assigning any indication of plebeian manners to you, my well-spoken Zeta Kai! I shall also hold my tongue on matters of differing anatomy before this kanar goes to my head and I become quite indelicate!

"Essence of Kronos"

Copywight, SaoMagnifico - your kanars are on the house for such wonderfully suspicious speculation.

Do you expect any less, my dear Meander? I would hate to be found wanting - after all, I've a reputation to uphold!

Please tell me you're both flirting. In which case, carry on…

I see you too have known the pain of such things. Your kanar is on the house, my dear Yuri.

You would not want to set a tray of drinks down on it, unless you were prepared for a swift escape and some contrite laundering services…

No cover, you say? Ah, I'm probably working this one, now I think about it…

You're still history's greatest monster, Cookie. You're also quite right, now I'm forced to confront the matter - what am I going to do? Where's a turned-out-on-her-ridges Cardassian lush supposed to find semi-gainful employment these days?! @Rappin_Jake_Sisko:disqus will find work on any show with his slick rhymes…

You can still slather it on just about anything, Zeta Kai. It's simply that most species' palates aren't quite as refined as the Cardassian taste, of course.

Your kanar is on the house, my dear Bob J Koester! Let's not drink to Empire, though…

Even I've done that!

You've got to give him credit; I'd be tempted to do a little victory shimmy.